5 Things You Need to Live Lavishly in India: Pia's Guide
Hello, fabulous readers! Pia here, back with another light-hearted and
insightful take on life in India. Today, we’re diving into the five essential
ingredients you need to live lavishly in India. Now, we’re not just talking about
money—though that’s a given. We’re talking about the quirky, sometimes
bewildering, but always entertaining aspects of living the high life in India.
Ready for a laugh? Let’s get started!
1. Money (Of Course)
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Why You Need It
Let’s start with the obvious one: money. In India, like anywhere else,
money talks. But here, it not only talks—it sings, dances, and
occasionally, does a dramatic Bollywood number.
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Pia's Take
You need money for everything from your swanky apartment in the
heart of the city to the latest designer saree that’ll make you the talk of
the town. And don’t forget those lavish weddings! If you think you’ve
seen a big wedding, just wait until you attend an Indian one. It’s a
spectacle of opulence where your money will indeed fly away faster
than you can say “Shaadi Mubarak.”
2. Networking: "Do You Know Who I Am?"
Why You Need It
In India, it’s not just about what you know, but who
you know. Networking isn’t just important—it’s
essential. It’s all about those connections, baby!
Pia's Take
The phrase “Do you know who I am?” can open more
doors than a master key. Whether it’s getting that
prime table at a restaurant or bypassing the red tape
in bureaucracy, having the right connections can
work wonders. You’ll often hear people drop names
like they’re confetti at a parade. And why not? After
all, in India, knowing the right person can mean the
difference between a two-hour wait and instant VIP
treatment.
3. Patience to Deal with the No-Waiting-in- Line Culture and Crowd
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Why You Need It
Living in India means embracing the chaos. Lines?
What lines? Crowds? More like the norm.
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Pia's Take
If you can navigate a crowded market without
losing your cool, you deserve a medal. Patience is a
virtue, and in India, it’s a survival skill. Imagine
standing in what you think is a queue, only to
realize it’s actually a mob of people all trying to get
ahead. Deep breaths and a Zen mindset are your
best friends here. Namaste, indeed.
4. Get in on the Gossip Culture and Be Gossiped About
Why You Need It
Indians love to gossip. It’s practically a national
pastime. According to some statistics, Indians are
among the top gossipers in the world. So, if you want
to fit in, you better get used to the chatter.
Pia's Take
Whether it’s the latest Bollywood scandal or the
neighbor’s new car, no topic is off-limits. And
remember, if people aren’t talking about you, you’re
not doing it right. Embrace the gossip, contribute to it,
and most importantly, enjoy it. Just don’t take it too
personally when the tables turn—because they will.
5. Self-Control on All the Junk Food
| Why You Need It | Indian cuisine is a delicious minefield of creamy, buttery, and cheesy delights. Temptation lurks around every corner, from street food vendors to five-star hotels. |
| Pia's Take | Living lavishly means indulging in all the culinary delights India has to offer, but beware—it's easy to go overboard. With wedding feasts, festival spreads, and everyday indulgences, you might find yourself in need of a dietician sooner rather than later. The dietician business is booming in India, and it's no wonder why. The food is just too good to resist, but maintaining self-control is crucial to avoid turning into a literal butterball. |
Conclusion: The Lavish Life Awaits
Living lavishly in India is an art form that requires money, connections, patience, a good sense of humor about
gossip, and iron-clad self-control over food. It’s a vibrant, chaotic, and wonderfully entertaining way of life. If you
can master these five essentials, you’re well on your way to living the high life in the land of diversity and delight.
We hope you enjoyed this humorous guide. Stay tuned for more fun and insightful takes on life, culture, and
everything in between.
Until next time, Pia at Aware Naari 1